Venusday Love (or: Breakin’ One Off)

* Reworked from Thorne’s World 5-19-07

Wow!!! Who knew!!!
According to Betty Dodson,

May was International Masturbation Month!!!

I know, I know… it’s July. Still, masturbation is a good thing, right? I mean, that’s probably one more thing that separates we “Lefties” from the neocons and dominionists, right?? They are sexually repressed haters, and we’re sexually aware lovers- right? Well, I’ve been thinking about the changes we’re all feeling. About those of us who are ready to lock n load and march on the White House. About those of us who are so disgusted with the poisonous vitriol of the right, that we’ve begun to rival them in our righteous indignation.

Our language has become nearly as violent and rhetorical as any good neocon.

So for today’s little excursion into the land of love and lust, we’re going to be focusing on ourselves!! (Remember folks, “peace starts with me”! And I dunno about you, but when I’m stressed I’m not peaceful. I can’t think of a single better/more efficient stress reliever than an orgasm (or two… or ten), so… let’s have some fun!

Of course, I was born in May, you know. This explains a lot. Also my astrological sun sign (both tropically and sidereally, for astro purists) is, of course, Taurus. Taurus, I have read, governs the mouth and throat. Now forget that I love food, and smoke, and enjoy my oral fixations to the fullest and focus for a moment on the sexual aspects of this. You might not think it means alot, (but I do love to kiss…), but pair me up with a Scorpio, (my GirlyBloi) the sign that governs the genitalia, and you have a match made in heaven!!

But I digress… This week’s topic is… (drumroll, please)……..

Masturbation!!!!

Start with the above link. The poetry sux, but scroll on down to read the rest of the page. It’s pretty cute. (And I dunno if Grandma Dodson is gay or not, I haven’t read far enough and I’d hate to be accused (even by myself) of stereotyping, but I just have to say “GreeeOOOOoooooww”!!! Yummy lookin’ lady!

Down girl.

Okay so enjoy the polite but informative article by which I discovered today’s “Venusday Love” topic”,Do It Yourself Projects: A Guide to Female Masturbation“, By Jenny Stein and then let’s get down to the nitty gritty.
Clitical.com “Helping you hit the right spot”, has a very decent and detailed Female Masturbation Techniques section, as well as reader submitted masturbation technique tips.

A serious Masturbation Manual for Men with “pictures, illustrations and written instructions” (I know, I’m a pussy, but I’m just NOT venturing further than the link on this one. You guy readers will have to let me know how it works out for ya!)

Stop by JackinIndex at JackinWorld for a reasonably comprehensive FAQ/QnA forum. If you find the site lacking in any way, feel free to submit your own info and/or research.

A cute article on using masturbation as “practice for sex” includes this adorable quote:

“Because if your goal is to ejaculate quickly, you’re doing yourself more harm than good. It’s like practicing to be a baseball outfielder by seeing how many different ways you can drop the ball, or practicing your writing by seeing how many words you can misspell.”

Having once been one, I’m sure alot of straight women wish that their men would masturbate more often with this in mind.

A Google of “Mutual Masturbation” returns this Wikipedia entry on “Non-penetrative sex, or “Outercourse” aka “Frottage”. There is alot of “Safer Sex” info here for teenagers, adolescents and singles who like to play. Great stuff!

Well, I was looking for a few good links for:
female/female mutual masturbation
male/male mutual masturbation
female/male mutual masturbation, but I have to stop now and break one off… If anyone cares to continue the research, leave the links in comments!

And Remember….

Make Love Not War!!!!