Tuesday News Mash-Up & Snide Commentary
July 31st, 2007 | by demon princess | Published in Politics | 8 Comments
Bad Karma Plagues Political Figures’ Summer Recesses Edition
Justice Roberts has a seizure: Roberts slipped & fell on his dock at his summer home in Maine after suffering a seizure of unknown etiology. The youngest, & certainly handsomest, Chief Justice of the U.S. of A has no known history of health problems otherwise (though the Supreme Court has a long history of hiding the Justices’ health & other problems from the public, including drug addiction, psychotic withdrawal episodes & general senility from us) ~ but it is better that way, after all, what can we do about it ~ they enjoy lifetime appointments. And they do mean lifetime, regardless of anything else, like capacity.
I wish Justice Roberts a full recovery & urge him to watch out for the unexplained things in the future ~ like poverty, low social status, lack of compassion toward women & minorities, & er~ bad karma.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/07/30/AR2007073001002.html?nav=hcmodule
Speaking of bad karma, in a surprise turnabout against the favorites in the GOP, the U.S. Department of Justice raided the oldest-continuing serving Senator on suspicions of cozy deals with a corrupt oil services contractor to rehab his home. Senator Stevens & his progency haven’t been charged with any crime. But the famed Alaskan “Bridge to Nowhere” was pushed through got funded nonetheless. Stevens’ legacy is preserved.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/07/30/AR2007073001521.html
Displaced Neo-Ferocious Japanese Prime Minister Abe Still Refuses to Explain or Apologize for Neanderthal War-Time Behavior to Sex Slaves
I’m no expert on Japanese politics, but I was paying attention when Scary Mr. Abe, whose party who was all about remilitarization of Japan & resuming war-like agressions, got routed in the last elections. That news was immediately followed by Mr. Abe’s continuing refusal to acknowledge or apologize for war-time Japan’s habit of keeping captured women as sex slaves.
Er, “comfort women”seems a lot less scandalous, & hooks into that favorite fantasy of domineering men everywhere that women actually enjoy being treated like prostitutes & sex objects…
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/07/30/AR2007073001171.html?tid=informbox
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July 31st, 2007at 4:46 pm(#)
Yep, bad Karma gets them everytime! What goes around…comes back around…
Great article!
July 31st, 2007at 9:18 pm(#)
I love snipets of information.
August 1st, 2007at 6:58 am(#)
ahh- mystery seizures. i was kind of hoping that that mystery seizure would do him in- and that would be one less lifer there on the supreme court. then again, i was hoping that scalia and alito would have mystery seizures too.
August 1st, 2007at 4:40 pm(#)
ahhhh I love snippets and snide commentary….esp about odd Karmic events…now about Mr.Roberts…many a famed person has had a fall- and it is DUE to Something else…( ie MrBush- ahem…..Jim Beam Scooter Driving + Biking Program) ….and about the last Justice almost turned into a Weekend at Bernies Situation…
Now about Senator Stevens- you can’t tell me he isn’t wearing Depends and worrying about the Bridge to Nowhere…..
August 1st, 2007at 8:34 pm(#)
I was hoping Oscar the Cat would pay Roberts a visit whilst he was in the hospital.
I smell a Randy “duke” Cunningham scandal brewing on the horizon..Ted “the Tubes” Stevens better be picking out a good lawyer or thinking about moving himself and his cash ‘off shore’.
August 1st, 2007at 9:59 pm(#)
You guyz are SO mean. And way funnier than I am
Mystery seizures visited upon Scalito, Stevens in Depends, & Oscar the Cat ~ Bush’s Jim Beam biking mishaps ~ precious!
August 1st, 2007at 10:30 pm(#)
yup…poor Ted , the FBI came and photographed his wine bottles ( and fingerprinted them) and left them….but they are going even after his drinking buddies…and whelp…hmmm, VECO did some other work that might be causing trouble…for Ted..and others ? …..
Demon…we can always get nastier…just let us know…
August 2nd, 2007at 2:44 am(#)
Oh hell yeah E4E..we surely can