Daily Snark ~ Requiem for an Evil Genius
August 14, 2007 by demon princess
The evil boy genius, Bush’s beloved Turdblossom, “the Architect” of the country’s dark descent into unwarranted militarism, accompanied by a calculated pull to the hard right in every facet of American life, manipulation, & flirtation with neo-con fascism, announced his resignation from public life today. Needs more time with the family.
(He has a family? News to this Demon. Doesn’t that necessitate actual flesh, as opposed to spongy lifelike plastic, & with blood in the veins, as opposed to snake oil & antifreeze?)
News agencies around the globe report that it remains to be seen whether Bush can function without his brain.
Never fear, children ~ a few cells from Dick Cheney’s particularly virulent & inflamed brain have been deflected from the task of planning war on Iran & are said to be held in a top-secret room of the White House, on ice, in case Bush needs an emergency injection. More later on the demise of the dark ones.
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yeah- it also conjures up images of him procreating- which i did not need
bush hasn’t functioned that well with ‘his brain’- the only thing rove was good for was stealing elections. the only reason he is resigning is to avoid congressional subpoenas. or at the very least make it more difficult to serve him. he will resurface in a ‘think tank’ or advisory group- and he will be lurking in the shadows of the white house still.
Congress can still subpoena Rove; as can a Grand Jury. He’s not immune to investigation. However, with his buddy Shrub, he’s going to be “Scooter Libby’d” and either receive a Presidential Pardon or, if convicted of high crimes and misdemeanors, his sentence will be Commuted by the boy king. I mean President Bush.
betmo~icky I had not even thought of that one…Rove has infected the country with hate and division.We owe him if our country falls.
I have NO doubt whatsoever that the timing is not at all accidental, & although he can still be subpoenaed, Bush undoubtedly has back-up plans–assertion of executive privilege, pardon if all else fails.
That’s another good reason to impeach Cheney-Bush, so that can’t happen, & will send a loud-&-clear message to future boys who would be emporers. It is in fact imperative.