Un-fair to Remember: Karl Weighs Playing the Field
August 20, 2007 by Lulu Maude
His boxers soiled, his romance in tatters, his office promised to a really dumb intern, Karl ponders his future and polishes his past with two sympathetic suitors.
KARL: He’s so much smarter than you guys even know. He’s really well read. And he can play the organ.
LIEBERMAN: Yes, we have sat and discussed the fine points of the Torah on many a winter’s eve. But that’s in the past, Karl.
RUSH: Those effete snobs! They don’t understand you, or your sweetheart. But it’s time to move on, Karl. I’d tickle you with my best cigar, if only you’d say you’d be mine. Come lie with me and be my love!
LIEBERMAN: Remember, Karl, happiness is a guy named Joe.
KARL: You’re both very kind, but it is way too soon. My heart still belongs to a cute little floppy-eared guy who can’t pronounce nuclear.
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The stench of Krazy Karl is driving me up the wall. But your pieces take the burn away..they make me laugh at the fuckwittery of it all Lulu.
Bless you woman!
Ah…sweet mystery of life at last I’ve found you…
All three were made for each other. It would be nice too see them all on the gallows together at the Hague. That would make my day.
God Bless.
Right on!