After all, she knows what’s important folks! From her Platform:

Let’s make sure nobody in America can buy a loaf of bread, gas up a car or acquire a driver’s license without proclaiming that “Jesus is Lord!” first.

We propose continuing the current Republican policy of slapping the American economy on a Bank of China VISA card! What’s in your wallet, America? Because Jesus knows it isn’t cash!

On Freedom and Rights: Or should we say: Free? Dumb! Everyone goes around saying that freedom isn’t free. So why the dickens aren’t we CHARGING for it? Let’s privatize human rights so they are – finally – worth something! Within hours of taking office, we will slap some dollar signs on the few, annoying freedoms that are left – and put the BILL in Bill of Rights!

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