You will have to excuse me, as I am just recently done with the watching of the “Borat” movie right now, so my snark meter is on high.

It’s snowing again in my place of blogship. That means it’s cold. It’s a good thing I was able to stock up on necessities like coffee and chocolate. I don’t know what I would do without those staples of life. Nope…can’t think of what else I would do.

I’m really getting into this questionnaire style for the Ten Post Round-Up, so today I am going to use a True or False format. We’ll start with a freebie. The following video is proof that this country has been in very big trouble for a very long time: a) True b) False

Alright readers, put on your thinking caps (not too tightly, now) and see if you can guess the answers to today’s Ten random Round-Up questions.

1) There is plenty of oversight of American contracting companies working in Iraq:
a) True
b) False

2) In order to keep brown people from crossing the border, property owners are more than happy to let the government confiscate their property:
a) True
b) False

3) Scooter Libby Is A Quitter?
a) True
b) False

4) There is absolutely no reason to worry about the economy, since the largest savings and loan in the country is laying off thousands of employees:
a) True
b) False

5) Ann Coulter and Mike Huckabee are ideological soulmates:
a) True
b) False

6) Admit it, you already new that “Fox News” was actually “The Bushliburton Network”:
a) True
b) False

7) According to the Family Research Council, the recent church shootings in Colorado can be blamed on the ghost of Jerry Falwell:
a) True
b) False

8.) Morris Davis quit as the chief Guantanamo prosecutor because the Pentagon refused to give him a raise:
a) True
b) False

9) Ron Paul could be the most entertaining Republican evah:
a) True
b) False

10) Taking out home equity loans to pay for Christmas gifts is the best idea evah:
a) True
b) False

Now see, that wasn’t so painful was it? I forgot to remind you that you might need your morning cuppa to help you do better. Don’t worry if you didn’t do so hot, today, there’s always tomorrow (that is, if you can handle it).

BTW, I double-dog-dare you to make it a great day!

(Originally posted: Dizzy Dayz)

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6) Shepard Smith Says Fox Is President Bush’s Network
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