Fractured Christmas Carols-The 12 Days of Warfare

From those wacky but wonderfully spot-on folks over at the Coalition for a Democratic America another fine snark-filled tune..

THE 12 DAYS OF WARFARE
Based on The 12 Days of Christmas”
New version by BibleBelted, PraetorOne, Donatra and SweetPea

*On the 1st day of warfare my leader sent to me
A promise to keep the people free
*On the 2nd day of warfare my leader sent to me
2 phony words
And a promise to keep the people free
*On the 3rd day of warfare my leader sent to me
3 half truths
2 phony words
And a promise to keep the people free
*On the 4th day of warfare my leader sent to me
Blood, shock, and awe
3 half truths
2 phony words
And a promise to keep the people free
*On the 5th day of warfare my leader sent to me
NO LIB-ER-TY!
Blood shock and awe
3 half truths
2 phony words
And a promise to keep the people free

*On the 6th day of warfare my leader sent to me
6 troops a dying
NO LIBERTY!
Blood Shock and awe
3 half truths
2 phony words
And a promise to keep the people free
*On the 7th day of warfare my leader sent to me
7 wounded soldiers
6 troops a dying
NO LIBERTY!
Blood, shock, and awe,
3 half truths
2 phony words
And a promise to keep the people free
*On the 8th day of warfare my leader sent to me
80 thousand surging
7 wounded soldiers
6 troops a dying
NO LIBERTY!
Blood, shock and awe
3 half truths
2 phony words
And a promise to keep the people free
*On the 9th day of warfare my leader sent to me
9 nutty vetoes
80 thousand surging
7 wounded soldiers
6 troops a dying
NO LIBERTY!
Blood, shock, and awe
3 half truths
2 phony words
And a promise to keep the people free
*On the 10th day of warfare my leader sent to me
10 budget cuttings
9 nutty vetoes
80 thousand surging
7 wounded soldiers
6 troops a dying NO LIBERTY!
Blood, shock, and awe
3 half truths
2 phony words
And a promise to keep the people free
*On the 11th Day of warfare my leader sent to me
11 rubber turkeys
10 budget cuttings
9 nutty vetoes
80 thousand surging
7 wounded soldiers
6 troops a dying
NO LIBERTY
Blood shock and awe
3 half truths
2 phony words
And a promise to keep the people free
*On the 12th Day of warfare my leader sent to me
12 tapping emails
11 rubber turkeys
10 budget cuttings
9 nutty vetoes
80 thousand surging
7 wounded soldiers
6 troops a dying
NO LIBERTY
Blood shock and awe
3 Half truths
2 phony words
And a promise to keep the people free!
–
Let Freedom Ring,

The Coalition for a Democratic America