Fractured Christmas Carols continued..

From BibleBelted, Donatra and all those lovely folks at the Coalition:

CHRISTMAS AIN’T SO GREAT
Based on “The Chipmunk Song”
By Ross Bagdasarian
New Lyrics by SweetPea
Damn it Christmas will be here
Time for faking joy my dear
I’ve was good, but that’s long past
Merry Christmas, be gone fast
Want some peace this time of year
Christ was born in April dear
I can do without the wait
Christmas ain’t so great

Children with their grubby hands
Messing my financial plans
They’re no good and that’s the truth
Selfish brats are so uncouth
Johnny wants a DVD
Sally wants a new TV
I can do without the wait
Christmas ain’t so great.

Mama wants a coat of mink
Her wish list will make me sink
They must think I’m made of cash
Hurry to the Christmas bash
Guzzle vodka and the wine
I’ll see double then I’m fine
U can do without the wait
Christmas ain’t so great.

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