Uncle Albert

UNCLE ALBERT
Based on “Doctor Robert”
By John Lennon and Paul McCartney
New lyrics by Daniel
 
You like pain I guess you call Uncle Albert
Whips and chains he’ll be there if there’s pain at all Uncle Albert
Uncle Albert.  He’s a sick and bitter man
Agony he understands
He does everything by plan, Uncle Albert
 
If you’re up he’ll kick you down, Uncle Albert
He’ll shock your balls and he’ll soak your head, Uncle Albert
Uncle Albert. He’s a fiend who will deceive
Bleeding everyone he sees
We all need relief from Uncle Albert
 
CHORUS:
My my my Geneva is quaint
My my me he renders…Uncle Albert
 
Yes he works for a falling Reich, Uncle Albert
He strips ‘em down to watch ‘em masturbate (it’s) Uncle Albert
Uncle Albert.  He’s a crazy kindah freak
Piercing screams don’t make him weak
He’s a sadist and a creep, Uncle Albert
 
CHORUS

REPEAT FIRST VERSE,  FADING.