I’m Only Shaming

I’M ONLY SHAMING
Based on “I’m Only Sleeping”
By John Lennon and Paul McCartney
New Lyrics by Daniel
 
When I ran for Congress I was yearning
Damn that kid, I’m still burning
Diddling in the middle of the night
What went wrong?  This ain’t right.
 
Don’t forsake me
No, don’t blame me
I won’t run away
That would be shaming
 
Maybe it’ll sound a little corny
That’s too bad, I just got horny
Never did a thing like this before
So I prey and lust for more
(lust for more)
 
Please don’t spoil my fame
The Foley name
Because you know
I’m only shaming
 
Losing my mind as my fingers embrace the keyboard
IMS now
 
Sitting here a sweating and a reeling
Fending off the creepy feeling
 
Please don’t ruin my name
I’ll take the blame
Because you know
I’m only shaming
 
On;y sixteen but is he wearing shorts for boxers
Find out in time
 
Now they’re calling Foley pornographic
Oh my God!  This got tragic
Now they that Foley’s out of line
Jesus Christ, it’s a crime
 
Please don’t ruin my fame
The Foley name
Because we know
I’m only shaming