A bitch has been fussed at by my beloved Canadian readers for missing Canada Day on July 1st.

Wince.

My bad, people…this bitch has been busier than a bitch should ever be!

Anyhoo, Happy Belated Canada Day!

Speaking of national holidays, a certain flurry of sale-based television commercials tells this bitch that the Fourth of July is upon us.

Oh, and the fact that it is tomorrow…and that’s the day before my brother Bill’s birthday…and it is listed in bold on the calendar of my newly refreshed planner inserts.

Blink.

Shit!

A bitch has a three day weekend.

Shark-Fu’s Last Minute Fourth of July Preparedness List of Shit…

Munchables
Ice cream…a sometimes food and my sometime is this weekend!
Grillable beasts
Sauce for grilled beasts
Mustard Potato Salad from Straub’s (Why front? Potato Salad is not my strongest dish…but I do adore it with barbeque…YUM!)

Beverages
Hmmmm, let’s shake it up a bit.
Fizzy cran
Fizzy grape cran
Vodka
Ice

Wink.

Viewage
Season 2 of Homicide Life on the Streets (bless you, Netflix)

Lone holiday-based burden
The neighborhood chil’ren & their trifling parents who insist of setting off gunshot-esque firecrackers all fucking day long and throughout the weekend…fuck it , well into the month of fucking September…even though firecrackers are illegal in St. Louis city and just so happen to make my dawgs freak the hell out and they are also a fire hazard.

Fuckers.

Sigh.

But, other than the Boyz in the Hood sound effects, this is going to be a fantabulous and relaxing holiday weekend (wink).

Have a safe Fourth of July, y’all…

Crossposted from The Angry Black Bitch.

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