Ahh, the joy of driving sassified people to get their vote on

August 5th, 2008 | by Angry Black Bitch | Published in Politics

A bitch adores voting.

I truly do!

Not only is voting a necessary part of renewing my license to practice the fine art of bitchitude (wink), but it is also an opportunity for this bitch to hang out with my Voter Education students as I drive their sassified selves to the polls.

ABB’s Vote-based Field Report - Shift #1…

Picked up Voter Education students at the shelter and was greeted by a festival of fussing over who was going to get to ride in the front seat. A bitch went off after 3 minutes of that mess and sounded freakishly like my mother (shudder).

Obviously amused students entered Miss Sister Girl Cabrio then proceeded to have giggle fits all the way to the elementary school where they then got their vote on without incident. Upon exiting the school said Voter Educations students indulged in another festival of fussing over who was going to get to ride in the front seat on the way back to the shelter.

A bitch went off…again.

This resulted in another round of giggle fits and eventually a bitch joined in on that shit. Upon arriving back at the shelter my students announced…

“Ms. Shark-Fu that was fun! You crazy! Let’s do it again next week!”

Mercy.

A bitch is exhausted and I’ve got three more of these cab-esque trips to do today!

***logs off whilst sending thanks to the Divine One that elections are not a weekly thang***

Crossposted from the Angry Black Bitch..whom I love and respect with a passion~Dusty.