Friday!
October 23, 2009 by Angry Black Bitch
Let’s jump right on in, shall we?
Yes, I saw a wee bit of Ann Coulter’s appearance on Joy Behar’s CNN show.
No, I wasn’t shocked by her saying that all assassins are liberals.
I was, however, pleasantly surprised to see that she’s touched up those roots. This bitch suspects she wanted to look her blondest best when launching this latest desperate bid for attention…
…‘cause if editors and producers really like what she’s got to say her picture will be blasted across the internets and her crazy talk will air on television sets and people will start booking her again and she’ll get a show slated to air opposite Rachel Maddow and then won’t they all be sorry for not picking her for the neo-con kickball team this year!
Cough.
Anyhoo, saying that all assassins are liberals is more than just a historically inaccurate and wacky in a bad way statement – John Wilkes Booth was a lot of things but Super Duper Liberal wasn’t one of them – it’s also a pathetic attempt to regain the position of Most Offensive Conservative in America.
The thing is that we’ve already moved on from Ann Coulter.
Think Bay Buchanan or Mary Matalin.
And the choir asked… “Who the fuck are they?”
And a bitch replied… “Exactly.”
The blogs now have Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin and a reanimated Pat Buchanan and those wacky birthers and…
Well, I guess Ann didn’t get my direct message tweet saying that it was fun while it lasted but now her ass has been blocked.
Blink.
Anyhoo, onward to more interesting shit like…
…did y’all see the story about the man who pleaded guilty to DWI in motorized La-Z-Boy?
There’s a picture and a bitch is praying to the YouTube gods of that someone caught this shit on video!
Toodles…
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We also caught Coulter on Behar’s show during a Hardball break. Didn’t know John Wilkes Booth was a liberal. I would have put him down as a reactionary – more in Coulter’s camp. Were Confederates liberals? Since Lincoln was a Republican, maybe that makes Confederates liberal, hmmmm.
I did a high school paper on Garfield. His assassin, Charles Guiteau, was a nut, so I can see why Coulter would say he was a liberal, however, since he was a religious nut, I’d say he was a conservative.
I watched with the sound off. While I can’t stand to hear Annie talk, just watching her is like porn for me.
Wonder when they are gonna release the Ann Coulter blow up love doll. That’d give her something good to do with that big mouth.
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That’d give her something good to do with that big mouth.
WOOT! I heart you A.T! Touche’ !
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The roots are a sort of bad-boy turn on, like Visible Panty Line.
Go figure.
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