Keep The X In X-MAS
December 21, 2009 by Alien Trucker
Wishing people a Merry X Mas pisses most off. I have heard rants about how wrong people are for leaving Christ out of a national holiday greeting. I tell those folks that I am sure the baby Jesus would probably like it if they had a great X mas. That usually drives a rage to the surface and these “Jesus lovers” suddenly become everything that Christ was against. Well, at least the stories of peace, love and understanding I grew up hearing that he taught.
Their faces change somehow and the looks they give me aren’t very nice. Sometimes I become afraid and someday an asshole will probably punch me…in the name of their savior. Red cheeked and loud some have told me that I am going to hell and I had better start celebrating the Lords birthday. Last year some brain dead woman tried to tell me that our soldiers were in Iraq to protect her freedom to say Merry Christmas. Some other prattle about being gawds servant and being saved comes next. But I wonder…Saved from what?
Maybe I should be saved from not facing crowds at 5 AM then fighting others who are celebrating their messiah’s birth by spending big bucks for some crappy gift that will be given to an ungrateful recipient, then regifted when a birthday of someone they don’t really like comes around.
Nope! Not that as I just am not into that tradition. Never been able to really see the reasoning in it.
Perhaps they can save me from seeing the realities of the wrongdoings by our country in places like Iraq and Afghanistan. Maybe I should be saved from noticing that the back door invasion of Pakistan by either money/arms, or our soldiers doing concentrated attacks is happening. All in the name of Christ.
Naw. I can’t be saved from knowing the wrongs of this. Jesus can’t wash away knowledge.
Most Tea Party folks claim to be Christians. You know…the people who worship a messiah whose birth is celebrated on Christmas. They also don’t think all people should have the same compassion of health care. Not if it is affordable. They might want to save me from loving my neighbor.
But since I am covered, nicely I might add, by that socialist coverage called Medicare, I wish everybody could have it as good as I do. So they can’t save me from that.
But what I get most from these people is that Christmas is more important than war. Much more important their neighbors who can’t get decent medicine. Spending for Jesus is the ultimate gesture of their faith and devotion to the gawd they worship. And to hell with anyone who stands in their way.
Hope y’all have a good X Mas anyway.

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I just flatout hate the silly season with a friggin passion. I think unless you have small children..it should be ignored.
I agree Dusty. the season became a fraud for me when I was 8 y/o. My parents and and my moms sister and her husband had a “Who can lavish their kids with the most crap” kind of unspoken contest. Just seemed wrong for my child mind. My reasoning then was..”.What are they giving to Jesus for his birthday?”.
The crap didn’t make me happy and I have been turned off on the whole thing since.
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Dusty,
I had to take a breath to suppress the rage when I read “our soldiers were in Iraq to protect her freedom to say Merry Christmas”. The arrogant, mindless stupidity of the American public never ceases to amaze and disgust me.
I’m Christian, have faith in God and pray every day. I quit going to mass cause the lecter ALWAYS said prayers for the troops but nothing about the people the troops are killing. I worship and fear and respect and adore God but F**K Christians. At least the ignorant scumbag type.
You really live in Bakersfield ?
I used to drive up from LA to visit my mom near Visalia, then when I got relocated north I’d take 99 down and always saw that sign with some motel with like 99 rooms or 399 rooms or something like that. Like Bakers is some kind of Metropolis ?
Hey East LA where I’m from or the East Bay up here is no slice of paradise either so I shouldn’t throw stones plus the stones would probably miss and hit someone in Adelanto by mistake.
Feliz Navidad Dusty I enjoy your writing.
Wishing all “A meretricious and a happy New Year.”
Franklin Pierce Adams
Afternoon Oso! This article was authored by Alien Trucker. He does the Monday Daily Feature. I think AT is one of the best writers I know.
Yes, I live in Bako..aka Bakersfield. But I go southward ALOT to see various family members and enjoy my hometown..San Diego. It’s never dull here..nevah!
I think the arrogance is what drives me batshit crazy the most.
Robb..How sweet of you m’dear.