A bitch is fixin’ to get my lobby on!

A bitch is fixin’ to get my lobby on!

March 16, 2010 by Angry Black Bitch · Leave a Comment 

Hi all y’all!
This bitch is about to head out on a road trip.
Mmmhmm, I’m going to join fellow pro-choice activists as we meet in Jefferson City to lobby our legislators to put prevention first and support the 2010 Prevention First Act.
Pause…look at clock…continue.
Lawd, it’s early.
Wince.
Anyhoo, bitchitude is on hold until my [...]

Naughty, Naughty

Naughty, Naughty

March 15, 2010 by Dave Dubya · 1 Comment 

Despite my number of years on this Earth and in this country, and despite my experiences with some marginally, and not so marginally, outlaw fringes of our society, I must admit something. I am rather a bit of a square.
Yes, I admit, before last year, I never had a clue what “teabagging” was. I’m a [...]

Laura Richardson Strikes Again

Laura Richardson Strikes Again

March 14, 2010 by Big Fella · 1 Comment 

As reported by Steve Lopez in the Los Angeles Times, Laura Richardson is back at doing what she does best, wasting taxpayer’s dollars bestowing useless, expensive perks on herself and her cronies.
She flew her entire Washington, DC office staff of 20 people, including herself out to Long Beach, put them up in a four star [...]

Klanservative Education: the Re-Segregation Movement

Klanservative Education: the Re-Segregation Movement

March 13, 2010 by Jolly Roger · Leave a Comment 

The Rushpubliscums are always claiming that they want to “take us back” to some kind of American Utopia that they claim existed before them damn libruls came around with their COMMANIST notions about tolerance and economic justice.
I know that Rushpubliscums often lie, but in this one particular case, they’re telling the [...]

By request, my thoughts on former Congressman Eric Massa…

By request, my thoughts on former Congressman Eric Massa…

March 10, 2010 by Angry Black Bitch · 1 Comment 

Morgan from Vancouver, Chris from Hot-lanta and Jaime from Chi-Town requested a bitch’s thoughts on Eric Massa.
You asked for it, so let’s jump right on in.
I didn’t know who the fuck Eric Massa was…or that the House Ethics Committee was investigating him…or what the hell he was being investigated for…merciful heavens…until Eric Massa lost his [...]

In Harm’s Way: Unsafe Abortion in Kenya

In Harm’s Way: Unsafe Abortion in Kenya

March 8, 2010 by Angry Black Bitch · 1 Comment 

The Center for Reproductive Rights, a global legal organization dedicated to advancing women’s reproductive health, self-determination and dignity as basic human rights, has launched a new video and campaign about Kenya’s restrictive abortion law.
Some of the findings from their fact-finding mission –
Unsafe abortion accounts for 35% of Kenya’s maternal [...]

Bart Stupak can kiss my brown ass.

Bart Stupak can kiss my brown ass.

March 5, 2010 by Dusty · 2 Comments 

I am tired of seeing Bart Stupak’s dumb ass on the telly. This sumbitch wants to make health reform all about abortion. Well, Rachel is willing to give this homophobic fuckwit an additional 15 minutes of fame. She is going after him and his connection to the C Street group known as The Family. Slap [...]

The Perfect Game

The Perfect Game

March 2, 2010 by Distributorcap · 2 Comments 

In baseball, a perfect game is defined when a baseball pitcher goes an entire 9-inning game without letting any player from the opposing team to reach base (there are 8 ways to reach base). It is one of the most remarkable feats in all of sports. Not only does the pitcher have to prevent any [...]

Absolutely. Frigging. Nuts

Absolutely. Frigging. Nuts

February 24, 2010 by Jolly Roger · 1 Comment 

1 child in 8 will know hunger this year.
Millions of us will know unemployment for YEARS.
Bridges are creaking, potholes the size of small canyons are appearing in the highways, street lights are being turned off because municipalities can’t afford them anymore, tens of thousands of us are going to die because we can’t afford to [...]

Todays number: 112

Todays number: 112

February 22, 2010 by Dusty · 1 Comment 

That is the number of Rethug and Democrap Senators and House Reps that have so far tried to take credit for the Recovery Act advances in their districts, yet voted against it in DC. From Bloomberg:
Alabama Republicans Jo Bonner and Robert Aderholt took to the U.S. House floor in July, denouncing the Obama administration’s stimulus [...]

You Aren’t Subsidizing Just Bankers

You Aren’t Subsidizing Just Bankers

February 19, 2010 by Jolly Roger · 1 Comment 

No, you certainly aren’t. You’re also making it possible (and many of you are happy to do it) for the rich to enjoy bounties unheard of even in the waning days of the 19th century.
How are you doing it? A lot of different ways. The first way is the easiest one to identify; by not [...]

Saint Ronnie, Unfiltered

Saint Ronnie, Unfiltered

February 15, 2010 by Jolly Roger · 1 Comment 

Rushpubliscums all want to claim his mantra. In the world they’ve created out of scratch (with a whole lot of help from the corporate MSM,) the Saint Ronnie era was an era of unprecedented peace and prosperity, with responsible governance that was just ruined by the corrupt philanderer Clinton. Saint Ronnie, himself, was said to [...]

Show a Spine-Pick Up Support

Show a Spine-Pick Up Support

February 12, 2010 by Jolly Roger · 1 Comment 

I think maybe the President’s finally understanding.
He flat-out told beady-eyed closet queen “Mooch”McConnell that he was tired of his bullshit, and -*poof*- a whole bunch of stalled nominations shot through the Senate.
Overall,  he’s been more willing to articulate his displeasure with the Rushpubliscums lately, and look at what’s happening here.
In order for the Rushpubliscums to [...]

A BAAAD CEO, and a BAAAD Campaigner. Just BAAAD

A BAAAD CEO, and a BAAAD Campaigner. Just BAAAD

February 10, 2010 by Jolly Roger · 2 Comments 

Carly Failurina has shown herself to be, perhaps, the best paid incompetent dolt ever in the business world. Few incompetent dolts have been able to match Carly’s talent for destroying healthy companies, and few of them were ever as cavalier about lavishing company resources on themselves as Carly was; while HP bled money and tens [...]

The Gruppenführer vs. The Geezer

The Gruppenführer vs. The Geezer

February 10, 2010 by Jolly Roger · 1 Comment 

John McCain may have fatally injured his chances for remaining a Rushpubliscum politician a couple of years ago, when he backed Chimpy’s immigration reform.
Backing immigration reform isn’t a real good idea for an Arizona Rushpubliscum. The Klanservatives of Arizona prefer their politicians to be racist xenophobes, which is why Gruppenführer Arpaio looks increasingly like he’s [...]

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