Kim Jung Il To Adopt American Baby
In video footage recently uncovered it was learned that North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il is adopting an American baby who’s biological parents were African American and Japanese. While Kim already has three biological sons, official spokesmen from Pyongyang confirmed that Kim, the Supreme Commander Of The People’s Army, is acting on strategic advice [...]
Happy 6th Of July!
What a holiday weekend this was. The UFO Festival was in full swing here in Roswell (it has been 62 years since the crash and coverup) and I felt too poorly to even go see the parade let alone the Jefferson Starship show on Saturday. I am still feeling bad so please excuse the uninspired [...]
Now Available: The Official Roland Burris Paper Doll
Now everyone can construct their very own Roland Burris Pinocchio paper doll. Just click here: roland-paper-doll
Astute readers will not delay, as we all know Roland will not be around after the end of his current term, and this item is certain to become a valuable collectable. Or at least a candidate for your shredder.
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Attention Whitehouse Military Office: Air Force One Photos, Cheap!
We are happy to offer images of Air Force One traveling through New York airspace, no photo op flight necessary. Instead of going to the trouble to schedule a “confidential” sortie or causing undo panic of the populace, not to mention saving the U.S. Treasury the $300,000+ cost for an overflight, we are happy to [...]
Texas Secession Movement
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Time To Give Rush His Due Respect
As One Of Our Nations’ Most Talented,Corpulent, Bloviating, Homophobic, Misogynistic, Racist, Cowardly, Manipulative, BullyingTrolls
It’s time that those weak kneed, soulless Republican politicians and political operatives who have allowed Rush Limbaugh to hijack their party give him the respect he is due.
No, Rush is not “just an entertainer”, he is a cynical media demagogue willing to [...]
April 20, 2009. A Happy Day? Why Not?
Wow! The Alien Trucker’s big rig to insanity has been in and out of the shop so many times in the past few weeks and there aren’t even new tires for it. (I do, however recommend Tom’s Shoes for the retreading. Google it.) Another procedure tomorrow and then…maybe…I’ll be as good as new. Yeah…Right.
I do [...]
Needs More Cowbell! Yeah! That’s The Ticket!
While it is Monday we haven’t had a rainy day in Roswell since October. Like the old song says “rainy days and Mondays always get me down”. This is just a Monday, so without the sky tears I am only half down. Or is that half up? All I know is I just took 2 [...]
Bush Coin Parody
Love the sarcastic humor. Well done!
