Fractured Christmas Carols-The 12 Days of Warfare

December 23, 2007 by BibleBelted · Leave a Comment 

From those wacky but wonderfully spot-on folks over at the Coalition for a Democratic America another fine snark-filled tune..

THE 12 DAYS OF WARFARE
Based on The 12 Days of Christmas”
New version by BibleBelted, PraetorOne, Donatra and SweetPea

*On the 1st day of warfare my leader sent to me
A promise to keep the people free
*On the 2nd day of warfare my leader sent to me
2 phony words
And a promise to keep the people free
*On the 3rd day of warfare my leader sent to me
3 half truths
2 phony words
And a promise to keep the people free
*On the 4th day of warfare my leader sent to me
Blood, shock, and awe
3 half truths
2 phony words
And a promise to keep the people free
*On the 5th day of warfare my leader sent to me
NO LIB-ER-TY!
Blood shock and awe
3 half truths
2 phony words
And a promise to keep the people free

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Dark Wraith’s fractured Christmas Carol

December 20, 2007 by Dusty · Leave a Comment 

Dark Wraith,author and publisher of Dark Wraith Forums, UnCapitalist Journal and the Big Brass Blog performs his very own Fractured Christmas carole:

 

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More Fractured Christmas Carols…

December 17, 2007 by PraetorOne · 1 Comment 

Yes, another couple of ditty’s from the folks at Coalition For a Democratic America-Dusty

OH COME ALL YE STUDENTS
Based on “Oh Come Little Children”
by PraetorOne

Oh Come all you students, oh come one and all
To see a recruiter in high school halls.
There slickly they lie for the Bush war machine
So eager, so ready, so dishonestly
They say it is nothing, just think of the pay
The hell of the desert is too far away
Just sign on these papers, we know who you are
We simply won’t tell you that you’re off too war
Now praise our dear Jesus, the young soldier sings
As death and destruction, the Bush regime brings
The shrub in the office, sees death and gets high
While wounded young soldiers ask why must we die?

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Another Fractured Christmas Carol

December 15, 2007 by BibleBelted · 3 Comments 

From our friends at Coalition for a Democratic America-another great one!-Dusty ;)

OLD KING CHENEY

Based on “Good King Wenceslas”

By SweetPea and BibleBelted

Old King Cheney looked about, wanting so much power

Did not gripe he did not pout, said “now it is my hour.”

Quickly was a plan conceived, though it was not legal

Screw the Congress, damn the courts, raise the fascist eagle

Found a puppet, called him George, had the perfect fool

Kind of dense and not so bright, it’s really kindah cool

Make the dummy president, operate the fool

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