Holy Joe: Americas biggest Douche Nozzle

come-up-pance-[kuhm-uhp-uhns] –noun Informal.Deserved reward or just deserts, usually unpleasant.

Usually unpleasant? How about deservedly unpleasant? There are very few people whom I detest as badly as Mrs. LIEberman’s fuckwitted son Joey.

Like child molesters and meth dealers. Joey L is in that crowd. Oh yes he is.

And running a close second to Joey L is the leadership of the Democratic Party. Those assholes really chap my ass.

First, they have no balls. Second they lie like a fucking rug and smile whilst doing it. And third….they are no different than Rethugs when it comes to representing their constituents….meaning they don’t represent them..they represent the Corporatocracy.

The Democrats are willing to toss us all under the fucking bus when it comes to healthcare reform.

And they deserve a slow, painful death for that. And Joey is a lying sack of sheep shit to boot. Read this piece on First Read this fine but friggin cold morning:

There’s now growing evidence that Lieberman’s objection to the Medicare “buy-in” compromise isn’t necessarily based on principle. Yesterday, a video from this past September made the rounds that showed Lieberman clearly stating he supports expanding Medicare to those in their 50s. In addition, while Lieberman has been a hawk on national security issues, he’s been a consistent liberal on economic ones. According to National Journal’s vote ratings for 2008, he was MORE LIBERAL than 68% of the Senate on economic issues, putting him squarely in the Democratic mainstream. (By comparison, he was more liberal than just 38% of the chamber on foreign affairs, placing him to the right of the Dem caucus.) In 2007, he was more liberal than 72% of the Senate on the economy, and his ratings for 2005 and 2006 were similar. Bottom line: It appears Lieberman is acting a bit out of character on this issue, given his history of being a rank-and-file Democrat (leaning liberal/progressive) on domestic issues. This is why the charge of playing politics with the left is looking so believable to some.

Fucking douche nozzle extraordinare. Below is the video referenced in the First Read writeup.

Flip Flop much Joey?

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Hello darkness, my old friend…

A bitch had the strangest dream last night.

Not quite a dream-based correction…no, it was more of a political exorcism.

Note for the uninitiated – a bitch’s dream-based exorcisms/corrections are in no way a reflection of shit she’d like to do for real and should not be taken as truth since…well, shit they’re dream-based.

Shall I share?

Oh, do I dare (wink)?

Alright then!

A bitch stumbled into sleep after listening to some sort of political gossip claiming that non-other than Senator Joe Lieberman was on the short list to be Senator McCain’s Veep.

That must have been on my mind, because my first sleep-based vision was of Senator Lieberman tied to a padded bed in a bedroom that was fucking freezing…see your own breath in the air freezing…slap your own face then pray for a quick death freezing…mmmhmmm COLD! Shit, if this bitch had known my dream was going to involve cold ass temps I wouldn’t have worn my fantabulous leather bustiere (my dream, my fashion)…or at least I would have brought a fierce as hell cape into dreamland with me.

Sneeze.

Anyhoo, I approached the bed only to see Lieberman’s head spin completely around in a full circle! He then opened his mouth and spewed forth pea soup.

His head then lolled and he mumbled… “I’m a featured speaker at the RNC! I’m gonna be V.P…. Me!! Veep Me, Veep Me, Veep Me!!”

“Motherfucker, have you lost your damned mind?” I asked.

“In this era of uncertainty and conflict, the United States – blessed with the world’s strongest military, most ingenious economy, and most tolerant society – remains a model and leader to the world.”

“What?” demanded this bitch, stepping back from the stank of rancid pea soup.

“This is an exciting time. I believe we stand at the edge of a new age – a Golden Age – of freedom that will rival any of the great eras of world history because it will be the entire world itself that is changing!” Lieberman shouted, then spun his head again.

A bitch paused and surveyed the scene.

“You know what, I don’t think you require a correction. This isn’t the average misbehaving. No, I think you may be possessed of the devil!”

More pea soup issued from his mouth.

A bitch quickly pulled out my Devil Possession Check List.

What?Oh, as if you don’t have one. Let’s see…

Head spinning?

Check!

Cold as hell room?

Check!

Adoration of fiendish conservatives bent on making babies cry, scaring kittens and the destruction of free societies?

Check!

Pea soup stanktified nastiness?

Check!

“Mmmmhmm, you’ve signed your name in the devil’s book!” a bitch declared.

I quickly pulled out my vial of sanctified vodka cran (wink) and began to spritz it over Lieberman’s covered form.

“The power of progress compels you! The power of progress compels you!” a bitch chanted, only to see Lieberman’s body levitate slowly and rise almost to the ceiling.

“Holy shit!” a bitch stepped back and collided with none other than Al Gore!

“Holy shit!” I repeated.

“Girl, you are wasting your time.”

“But I can save him! I know I can!!” a bitch argued.

“But he’s not possessed by a demon. He’s just stopped fronting that he’s any kind of liberal.”…Al (we’re close like that…in my dreams) patiently explained.

“But how do you explain the head spinning…the pea soup spittle…or the levitating off the floor whilst babbling crazy ass shit?” I had to ask.

“Oh, that’s how the GOP gets their sleep on.”

***cue alarm clock***

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Holy Joe’s fearmongering Sunday

From C&L a Face the Nation stump for Liebermann. Holy Joe is fearmongering his ass off.

It’s a two minute video..and thankfully that is about all I can take of this bag of batshit.

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YouTube Lays The Smackdown On Holy Joe

Scatablog: Keep those filthy dark-skinned arabs off of YouTube:

Holy Joe Lieberman wants all Islamic videos removed from YouTube. Here’s Google’s response: (continued at source…)

Basically, YouTube/Google sent Lieberman an “Oh, Snap!“…

Crossposted at I’m Jus a il Dizzy.

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Getting the Government you vote for.

Furthering Cranky’s rant from yesterday, Joe Lieberman is such a freaking slimeball. He is the epitome of everything I dislike about politicians. Everything he does is for Joe. You’d think the people in Connecticut would wake up to this by now.

Sen. Joe Lieberman (I-Conn.), the Democratic Party’s 2000 vice presidential nominee, is leaving open the possibility of giving a keynote address on behalf of Sen. John McCain (Ariz.) at the Republican National Convention in September. – The Hill

Joe can do this because he has Harry Reid in his pocket. He won’t lose his chairmanships by trying to win the Whitehouse for the Republicans because Harry has said he’s got Joe’s back. All Joe does is play everybody against each other while he takes care of Joe. Some “representation”. Think this is what the founders envisioned the members of august body of the Senate would do with their time?

Thanks Connecticut. Way to vote.

Oh, and here’s an idea, how about putting Reid on a shelf and getting a real Democratic majority leader in the Senate. Oh, you know, one who is pro choice, or progressive or just not Harry Reid? Yeah, I like it too. I’m just not sure there’s a woodshed big enough to hold all the asses in DC that need whupping.

Crossposted at Bring It On!

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