Prezident Dizzy

Making note, in recent days, of GWBs penchant for signing statements that allow him to act outside of the law and even overwrite laws that he has recently signed, it got me to thinking what kind of laws I would “write or rewrite” if I was president.

Forget those laws that go without saying, such as bringing our troops home, post haste or restoring habeas corpus. I’m talking about writing signing statements that please only myself and maybe a hundred or so of my closest friends (you know? Jus’ like our current president!).

First off, I would establish an Office of Homeland Fashion Etiquette. That office would establish the Fashion Police Academy whose recruits would be sent out to ticket and arrest all the major fashion faux pas that far too many American citizens are well-known for. As punishment for their fashion crimes, they would be required to donate their fashion nightmares to the homeless or recycle the offensive wear to be reborn as something more fashion conscious. Citizens will be able to report their local plumber or that geek in their office who is always wearing white socks with black slacks and black shoes. Repeated infractions of Fashion Law would result in the offenders being visited, regularly by those ladies from “What Not To Wear”.

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