THE TURD, ROVE
Based on “The Word”
By John Lennon and Paul McCartney
New Lyrics by Sweet Pea
Speak a lie and be like me
Let my power set you free
hear the story that I wove
Gave you heard the spinner Rove?
I’m so fine! It’s all mine!
I’m the turd, Rove
In the beginning you misunderstood
I run the show and I drain [...]

I’M ONLY SHAMING
Based on “I’m Only Sleeping”
By John Lennon and Paul McCartney
New Lyrics by Daniel
 
When I ran for Congress I was yearning
Damn that kid, I’m still burning
Diddling in the middle of the night
What went wrong?  This ain’t right.
 
Don’t forsake me
No, don’t blame me
I won’t run away
That would be shaming
 
Maybe it’ll sound a little corny
That’s too [...]

UNCLE ALBERT
Based on “Doctor Robert”
By John Lennon and Paul McCartney
New lyrics by Daniel
 
You like pain I guess you call Uncle Albert
Whips and chains he’ll be there if there’s pain at all Uncle Albert
Uncle Albert.  He’s a sick and bitter man
Agony he understands
He does everything by plan, Uncle Albert
 
If you’re up he’ll kick you down, Uncle [...]

JESUS
Based on “Michelle”
By John Lennon and Paul McCartney
New Lyrics by Daniel
Jesus, My Lord
These are words that strike a right wing chord
Oh, My Lord
Jesus, My Lord
Guide me, tell me, when you want discord
Jesus, My Lord
I praise you, I praise you, I praise you
I never need to think
I push it to the brink and pray what you [...]

WARFARE MAN
Based on Nowhere Man
By John Lennon and Paul McCartney
New Lyrics by Danny and Brandon
He’s a bloody warfare man
Scheming ins his warfare land
Planning all his warfare plans for you and me
He’s as mad as he can be
Twisting up reality
Warfare man are you feeling at all?
Warfare man, you’re dissin’
Warfare man, quit pissin’
The world, it was never [...]

”We will absolutely exclude pedophiles from the sacred ministry. It is more important to have good priests than many priests. We will do everything possible to heal this wound.”-Pope Benedict XVI speaking in Washington DC in April 2008
Where can I nominate someone for a religious hypocrite award? After listening to Benedict XVI condemn the [...]

Don’t Ask Don’t Tell; Unless Your Recruits are Felons
By Sweet Pea
Something is very wrong with an institution that throws out law abiding gays and lesbians but which will then turn around and recruit convicted felons to help fill its ranks. What am I talking about? I am talking about the fact that [...]

From the Lib’rals DEVOLVER Album
ISN’T IT GREAT?
Based on “Norwegian Wood”
By John Lennon and Paul McCartney
New lyrics by Daniel
I just found a God
Or should I say
Jesus found me
He taught me to prey
It’s not too late
Isn’t it great?
He told me to preach and he told me to bitch ev’ry where
I use the Good Book and it told [...]

When John McCain spoke to Barack Obama’s controversial remarks about religion on the morning of 14 April, 2008, the Senator from Arizona referred back to the founding of the country and the patriotic spirit of the American Revolution. And while Senator McCain’s remarks were almost inspirational they did not answer the question at [...]

Once again the talking dicks at FOX News have attempted to rewrite the news, essentially pulling facts out of their asses to support the Republicans’ delusional view of the war and the world in general. On the night of April 7th the talking dicks not only claimed that the recent skirmishes in Iraq had [...]

GOD STEPS OUT OF CLOSET:
STUNS FUNDAMENTALISTS OF ALL FAITHS
From the Not So Anal Retentive Press
By SweetPea and PraetorOne
CHAPEL HILL–Religious leaders across the world were shocked and horrified when the Lord God admitted that he is a practicing homosexual. Speaking during a live interview on the March 24, 2008 broadcast of the 700 Club, the Lord [...]

We welcome another member of the Coalition for a Democratic America to Sirens as a writer. Kyle is a veteran that served his nation as a soldier in Iraq. His wise words and thoughts are a most welcome addition to our staff. This post begins a multiple part series~ Dusty
By PraetorOne, Kyle, Donatra, SweetPea, [...]

By Sweet Pea and Rachel
This one is a little weird, but not unexpected, but you might want to brace yourself anyhow. The Ponce de Leon High School in the Florida panhandle has decided that it would be a really cool idea to ban symbols and speech which might prove supportive of GLBT rights. [...]

The Marriage Protection Amendment is one of the most asinine ideas to come down the pike in at least fifty years. In the first place it’s a misnomer. It doesn’t protect heterosexual marriage at all. I don’t know if you’ve noticed this or not, but whenever you ask the proponents of the [...]

By SweetPea
Well, well, well. It appears as if Obama and Hilary are openly courting the GLBT vote! That right my pets. Obama has decided to take out ads in four, various news outlets in Ohio and Texas, most notably The Dallas Voice, Outlook Weekly, and The Gay Peoples Chronicles. Not to [...]