Nothing Pays Like Failure

I guess none of us should be surprised, really.

At the top of the Federal Government are two miserable failures. Chimpy ran 3 businesses into the ground, traded Sammy Sosa when he ran the Texas Rangers, and as President has yet to do anything that could be pointed to as a positive accomplishment. Chimpletons may tell their fairy tales, and Chimpletons may believe their fairy tales, but all of the lies the wingtards tell the world-and themselves-won’t change one truth.

Chimpy’s VP, the trigger-happy alcoholic “Shooter” Cheney, is the guy who saddled Halliburton with a lifetime of asbestos liabilities. He’s been trying to undo that mistake since he got installed in Washington, but it doesn’t appear that he’ll ever see legislation passed that would fix what he screwed up.

In America we’ve always been told that the way to prosperity is to always do the right thing. Work hard, study hard, be honest, and good things will happen to you. Right?

Oh HELL no, that’s not right. Honesty, diligence, and intelligence apparently don’t get you squat in today’s America. However, you can be the most completely dishonest moron the business world ever produced, and you’ll be rewarded beyond your wildest dreams. The time-honored “do the right thing” fable of American prosperity has been turned completely on its head. Clearly in these times, if you want to get anywhere in the world you must do the WRONG thing. Don’t worry about how many people you may hurt, or what you might destroy-just make that quick buck. And if you’re in an executive position in an American corporation, don’t worry about getting fired later for your screwups. The chances are excellent that the retards on your Board of Directors are probably as pathologically greedy and criminally-inclined as you are. They’ll watch your back, leaving you free to bend over your shareholders, customers, and country.

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Traditional bullshit on ice…

Angry Black Bitch tells us what is going down..and it’s not pretty, but its friggin real~Dusty

A bitch has been annoyed as hell over the use of language lately. When I hear certain words I just want to projectile vomit straight into the speaker’s mouth.

For example, change.

Saying change doesn’t equal making change and, even if it did, that wouldn’t guarantee that the change you intend to do will be positive. Every time I hear a politician say change I sit there waiting for someone in the audience to shout “Hey asshole, are you allergic to specifics or is your complete lack of them due to a moral objection to keeping it real?”

Shit, Scooter B. brought about change and this bitch will require years of therapy to recover from that shit.

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Bush outlines his plan to kick start the economy

As I sat and listened to the Idiot-in-Chief Friday morning, I wondered if he actually believed what he said or just hopes to hell that we believe it.

He wants the tax cuts for the top one percent to be made permanent, but the ones he is outlining for the rest of America should only be a one-time deal.

Of course the following part really jacked my jaw: Folks at the bottom of the economic rung shouldn’t get squat..because that is considered welfare.

Fuck you Frat boy.

Here it is, what the Jackass-in-Chief wants and what lies and half-truths he spewed. Some lowlights:

The economic team reports that our economy has a solid foundation, but that there are areas of real concern. Our economy is still creating jobs, though at a reduced pace. Consumer spending is still growing, but the housing market is declining. Business investment and exports are still rising, but the cost of imported oil has increased.-Ok, the December report on how American’s spent their money showed it was in the toilet, the worst since 1991. The New York Times stated: Strong evidence is emerging that consumer spending, a bulwark against recession over the last year even as energy prices surged and the housing market sputtered, has begun to slow sharply at every level of the American economy, from the working class to the wealthy.

Sorry Bush, but your full of bat guano on that first point right out of the box. The way the government fixes it’s statistics on job growth have been crap for years. Too many variables that should be included in that statistic aren’t.

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